These are books in which I- Sarah - messed up the front page somehow. They will still be stamped and signed, they just won't be perfect! They might have someones name in it, they might have a misspelled word. Who knows! They're half price!
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A comprehensive authority on the scatological eloquence of John Dunsworth inspired by the immutable trailer park supervisor.
Each book comes with a quote by Dad inside, handwritten by Sarah and signed by Sarah at the bottom.
Due to Covid-19 (we know, we know) shipping has been taking longer than usual. We send packages out every few days. If you decide to choose the tracked package option it will still take at least 5 days to arrive.
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"Wary readers should not be fooled or put off by all the shit-talk: The Dicshitnary was assembled by an erudite comedian with a broad range of satirical targets. It holds very little sacred, encouraging us to laugh at ourselves with naughty pastiche and to resist lethal seriousness. Fitting in somewhere between Aristophanes and Samuel Delany, Dunsworth has made an oddly dignified contribution to literary scatology."
Rudi Kraeher, LA Review of books
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